I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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