Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
