He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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