Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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