**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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