i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this must be what syphilis tastes like
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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