i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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