Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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