Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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