week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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