Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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