Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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