You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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