Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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