how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
