kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This house was built for laser tag.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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