Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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