Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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