If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
