Sry I called you an 8
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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