so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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