cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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