WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
