my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
