operation harelip BJ is a go
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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