I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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