Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
These tits shall not be calmed
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