We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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