what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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