I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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