No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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