wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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