i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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