Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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