How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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