why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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