I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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