when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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