so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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