you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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