awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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