just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?