Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?