told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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