u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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How external is "for external use only"?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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