Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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