We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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