weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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