Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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