is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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