please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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