U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
