I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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