Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
its liver damage thursday
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