I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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